Have you seen the cat lately?

The wife came out of the house one morning and was looking for the cat. She noticed a crowd of neighbors across the street with cameras. They warned her about the alligator before she got to the car and she promptly joined them across the street. The alligator continued to cross several other yards before settling into a nearby pond. We would see him there for several years sunning himself on the banks of his new home.

From then on we always checked under the car before getting into it. The cat showed up several hours later and his hair was all white! Of course his hair was all white even before that time. :)